In addition to this confrontation of boxes, there was also a damp garage, 4/5ths full of boxes of books needing prompt evacuation. (Oh, and the Ark of the Covenant in there somewhere too.)
How would we ever find
anything ever again?
Enter Ted, who had watched
our old home disappear into boxes and now explored these unfamiliar
rooms, his head tilted upwards as he tried to make sense of this latest example
of unfathomable behaviour on the part of the monkeys.
Then, twenty-five seconds
into this new existence, he leapt on one box amongst ten thousand and retrieved from
its depths a tennis ball, thus restoring the balance of the entire
Universe. Well done, that dog.
Later, Dru came by and kindly
transported my grandmother’s apple tree*, dug up and lodging in my former neighbour’s back garden, to its new home, via in a wheelie bin on top of her Morris
Traveller. And replanted it just before the single heavy frost of this winter
so far. Whereupon we repaired to Asda to
buy some cider for wassailing, in the hope it will survive its
transplanting.
‘Here’s
to thee, young apple tree,
That
blooms well, bears well,
Hats
full, caps full,
Three
bushel bags full,
An’
all under one tree. Hurrah! Hurrah!’
*grown from seed from the last apples gathered from my grandmother's garden, a couple of months after her death in 1991
*grown from seed from the last apples gathered from my grandmother's garden, a couple of months after her death in 1991
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