I had to make do with chasing a squirrel while I was waiting for her.Dunno why they're called dog roses, I'm far more interested in my ball and why she isn't throwing it!
Snrrrgh schngomf thwrpp
How can I fetch it when I can't fecking find it?
Mum, you're going to lose this ball if you're not careful.
I'm feeling pretty seedy now, actually.
Now look what you've done!
You're kidding? Right in?
Schlurp schlumpf schlurble
I'm not really German, you know.
Home? Already? Can we stop off and buy a new ball on the way?